Wow... this has GOT to be the stupidest movie that I've ever watched even five minutes of! I happened to catch a little of it because nothing else was on the tube, and let me tell you, this is one of those films that are so stupid, it's funny. I'm adressing the adaptation of Moby Dick entitled "2010: Moby Dick". Now, this movie made that whale seem like the terminator! I'm serious! At one point, the whale actually jumped out of the ocean, onto the island, and slithered into the jungle, where, half a minute later, it proceeded to jump off of a cliff onto the people below. Now, if anyone who likes this film happens to read this, I apologize, but I highly doubt that that will happen. So, anyway, I've posted the trailer for the film below. Keep in mind that these people wanted to NUKE the whale, and that this trailer actually makes it look better.... yeah. So, also keep in mind that I'm not saying that the novel Moby Dick is bad, nor some of the film adaptations, just this one. So, enjoy!
-Zero
P.S: Sorry, I'm back to writing essays for my posts!
-Zero
P.S: Sorry, I'm back to writing essays for my posts!
6 comments:
A whale?? I thought whales were fat and slow animals that only ate krill like in "Finding Nemo"???
Ha ha ha, so did I!
Like Bucky... (KIND OF) ;)
Yeah. ;)
This is my favorite movie ever! EVERYONE knows that whales are extremely dangerous and prone to prey on submarines because nuclear weapons are the only thing that can kill them.
Since whale ancestors were horse-like creatures, it makes perfect sense that this Moby Dick can crawl onto an island and traverse a jungle, too.
You know what, that does explain a lot! And yeah, whales sure are vicious, and everybody knows that the only way to kill them is to nuke them! I don't see how this film didn't win an Oscar...
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